Der richtige Golfschwung ist technisch so schwer, dass selbst Tiger Woods nie von sich sagen würde, er kann ihn. Beim Golfschung bleibt man ein Leben lang ein Lernender (ähnlich wie beiPG ), es sei denn man ist Chuck Norris
Zitat von PanzerlurchAber Du scheinst zu vergessen, daß Chuck Norris niemals den Golfschläger benutzt, sondern den Ball mit dem Roundhouse- Kick einlocht.
- Wenn seine Gegner versuchen ihn zu überrennen, dann kann Chuck Norris durch Meditation seinen Speichelfluss ansteigen lassen um seine Gegner zu ertränken.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris hat einmal ein Menthol-Bonbon gegessen und danach einen Gletscher geschissen.
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Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Das Wasser von Chuck Norris gefriert erst bei -100 Grad Celsius.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris kann einen Liter Wasser in 3 Sekunden einfrieren - mit einem Bunsenbrenner.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris bekommt im Aldi Coca Cola. Wenn er will auch noch eine Plastiktüte mit der Aufschrift von Lidl.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
- Chuck Norris kriegt Ente Süß-Sauer sogar im Dönerladen.
Over there, over there, / Send the word, send the word over there / That the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming / The drum's rum-tumming everywhere / So prepare, say a prayer, / Send the word, send the word to beware / We'll be over, we're coming over / And we won't come back till it's over, over there -George M. Cohan-
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), es sei denn man ist Chuck Norris
